January 2011
 merlinannblack replied to your post: post about followers: lose followers DON’T LET DAVID COOK SEE THIS, HE’S OBESSED WITH HIS FOLLOWER NUMBER AND HTAT’S WHAT HE’S SCARED TO GIVE US RECORD TWO!!! omg what are you talking about.  hey molly are you drinking tonight? actual question, not just making fun of you.
Jan 1st
post about followers: lose followers
I’m getting too mainstream. I’m losing my hipster followers.  cryin’ forever. i should have never released that second album *sobsobsob*
Jan 1st
In 50 minutes I get to start complaining about how...
this.
Jan 1st
oh god i just glanced at my followers
how… how so many? how did i not notice y’all accumulating? 
Jan 1st
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thebearjew: o wsh tha t i had jesie’s gril jesie’s gril is that andrew garfield? 
Jan 1st
For everyone currently jizzing over Natalie...
may I remind you of Star Wars… really good acting. stellar i was impressed. honestly. she wasn’t a robot at all.  it wasn’t over done, nope. very subtle. classy. believable.  AND NOW THAT I’VE PISSED YOU ALL OFF~  I do love her. I would like her to do another movie with Ewan McGregor just so I can stare at their pretty again. They are very pretty. VERY. 
Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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my mom was trying to work the remote and one...
MOM, STOP CHANGING THE CHANNEL TO PORN
Jan 1st
and that was my 6666th post. ONWARD WITH BLOGGING....
merlinannblack replied to your post:Ummmmmm Michael Castro what do you think you are doing OH FUCKKKK AWKWARD. PLEASE ASK HIM FOR HIS BROTHER’S NUMBER FOR ME. YOU MEAN HAPPILY-MARRIED-FAMILY-MAN JASON CASTRO? YOU HOMEWRECKER.
Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
Ummmmmm Michael Castro what do you think you are...
I’VE READ PORN ABOUT YOU PLEASE DO NOT FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER OH GOD PLEASE 
Jan 1st
Molly check your ask hon. :*
Jan 1st
i think i need a hug.
electric—sheep: just… something to make me feel better. I will fly my fat ass all the way to England to hug you, if needed. And then I shall bustle about and tut over you and make you all sorts of lovely things and we can wear matching snuggies and hold hands and fall asleep together if that’s cool with you.
Jan 1st
Damn it, I need opinions on this... thing... but...
Dang.  OR MOLLY. MOLLY COME HERE. MOLLY TALK TO ME. MOLLY PLEASE GUIDE ME~ everyone is probably partying, poop. 
Jan 1st
Tonight, after a quality crab dinner kindly...
Then I shall retire to bed by ten thirty or eleven because I have work in the morning. And tomorrow will be very cold and frustrating for me because I’ll be the only one working. And then it will be the weekend. And then Tuesday my work week will begin again.  And I’ll be bothering David Cook about a new album because he said early 2011 and lets be honest I am looking forward to...
Jan 1st
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is tonight nc-17 or.......
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When everyone loves the person you hate..
Dec 31st
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So I found a really, um... interesting blog.
It’s totally ‘inactive’ or whatever and kind of creepy so I’ll be sat here all night going through the entries and mocking them to myself.
Dec 31st
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Tumblr really knows how to beat a joke into the...
Dec 31st
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In which Ewan McGregor laughs about an accidental...
dictatorships: valkyries: kimpine-: centaine: alexkapranos: Interviewer: I think of you as being a shy person. I know you’ve been nude in several films. Ewan: Yeah. Yeah. Interviewer: Was that ever hard? Ewan: … Sorry? Ewan: Well, actually, darling, um… Ewan: That was interesting. LMAO *DED* reblog errytime every time oh y mgdo still funny the fourth time...
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Dec 30th
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OH IT WAS A SAD, SAD DAY WHEN I DELETED MY EVAN...
:’( :’(  I MISS YOU ORANGE BRO COME BACK TO MAY BE MY MONGOOSE AGAIN. wow that sounds weird
Dec 30th
Dec 30th
I'm not going to reblog that Evan pic for the sake...
OH MY GOFSDA NHE IS LIKE A BURNING STATUE OF BRONZED MANMEAT DIPPED IN GOLD AND THEN CAKED IN GAY
Dec 30th
Listenyouholdhimdownillcutitoff: book-of-flights: ...
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(some) facts of (carolyn's) life:
if the house doesn’t look like it could be in a magazine, IT ISN’T CLEAN/PICKED UP if the food isn’t ‘spectacular’ THAT MEANS YOU MUST HATE IT AND THEREFORE HATE ME the dog is never called by her true name. see: ‘reesie’ ‘reese-a-roo’ ‘reesers’ ‘reesie-poo’ 
Dec 30th
Am I really going to cry over this crappy...
Carolyn, stop. Stop right now. (D: I really AM going to cry omg ;;;;;;;;;;;; )
Dec 30th
i made a video on the twentieth of december that i...
and now i feel like it’s being wasted i kind of want to post it. there are still a few relevant topics… but mostly i’ll just look like a time traveling idiot.
Dec 30th
 tearsinmybeers replied to your photo: hi. has anyone seen my glasses? HIIIIIIIIIIII! haha hi bonnie!
Dec 30th
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“So Rupert Grint told me…”
– Jen. 
Dec 29th
captaincardigan replied to your post: Narnia was excellent. GOD I HAD TO STOP MYSELF FROM CRYING BECAUSE I WAS WITH FRIENDS BUT IF I WASN’T MY FACE WOULD HAVE BEEN A RIVER I HAD TO CLAP MY HAND OVER MY MOUTH TO MUFFLE MY SOBS AND OKAY A FEW TEARS ESCAPED BUT OH GOD NARNIA IS MY FAVORITE ;_;
Dec 29th
“Interesting! When I was in elementary school, I used to string fruit loops...”
– -David Archuleta when asked about Lady Gaga’s meat dress (lololool. He is the cutest and the dorkiest, i love him sfm.)
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Dec 29th
Narnia was excellent.
Ben Barnes is flawless, even in 3D!  Seriously swooned every time he was on camera, haha.  NO I DID NOT ALMOST BAWL MY EYES OUT AT THE END SHUT UP YOU SAW NOTHING.
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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i sang all the way home today
damn it feels good to be a gangsta
Dec 29th
I'm starting my diet tomorrow yippee.
:| Whatever.
Dec 28th
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merlinannblack replied to your post: why aren’t my tracked tags fucking working mine aren’t either. Mine never really did though sooooo.. mine did. i mean, i click on them even though they don’t say +whatever number and there are new posts and it’s so FRUSTRATING
Dec 28th
why aren't my tracked tags fucking working
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